spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Oct 17 13:51 with 323,842 notes


i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like โ€œwtf are u wearing?โ€ and i said โ€œitโ€™s a crop topโ€ i laughed so hard that i woke up

Oct 17 13:49 with 83,396 notes


you are not fat
you have fatย 
you also have fingernailsย 
you are not fingernailย 

Oct 15 23:47 with 649,975 notes


Why canโ€™t people be really fucking spontaneous more often. Like why donโ€™t people get on buses in the middle of the night to see someone or call them andย say what they feel exactly how they feel it. Itโ€™s all fucking mundane shit, trying to keep your cool, playing hard to get, hinting and confusing signals ugh I hate itย 

Oct 14 11:08 with 302,179 notes
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