brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss)

Aug 31 18:40 with 95,873 notes

crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos)

Aug 31 18:39 with 13,225 notes

du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

Aug 31 18:34 with 41,333 notes

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

Aug 31 18:32 with 47,529 notes

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